Things You Will Want To Know About Me If We Are Going To Be BFFs

So I have hit a huge, GIGANTIC, and thoroughly annoying writer's block for the last few months.  Nothing at all seems to come to mind when I think about what I want to post out into the great wide open of cyber space.  It's not that crazy stuff isn't happening around here.  In fact there has been more crazy than ever before, but can't seem to capture it in words funny enough to share.  Blahhhhhhh.

Reading back through some of my favorite bloggers old posts, I came across this one: http://www.littlemissmomma.com/2010/12/things-you-should-know-about-me-if-we.html
So, I am totally stealing her idea.  Call me unoriginal.  I don't care.  If you want to be my BFF, there are a few things you should know first.  This will still give you time to run if you think I am too crazy.  I don't blame you.  I guess it will save both of our times.


I hate broccoli with a passion.

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I love Swedish Fish and would eat an entire bag for a meal if I could.  Oh, that's right, I can because I am a grown up!  Don't think I haven't done it already.

I would probably be an animal hoarder if my husband wasn't allergic to the animals we already have.

My middle name is ADHD (and I do enjoy AC/DC on occasion).

I love wine.  L-O-V-E.

I am an introvert in an extravert's body.  Having to talk to strangers gives me extreme anxiety, but yet I am overly friendly with people.  Bad combination.

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I am extremely self-conscious of my ankles.  I am saving for plastic surgery.  Cankle surgery, if you must know.  And yes, there is such a thing.

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I am loyal.

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I heart vacuum lines in my carpet.  They complete me.

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And of course, most importantly, I think my husband and my kids are the funniest people on the planet.  You can't be friends with me unless you agree ;)

  

From This Side of Disaster,

Cyndi